sister act

similarly colored hair and a shared taste for good fashion is not enough to make two people related.

right off

don't you dare get me wrong, target gets A LOT of things right. i mean, no one can beat their clearance racks or their knock-off shoe selection or their modern yet affordable housewares. but, when it comes to cereal bars, they less than hit a bull's eye. I prefer even Sunbelt to Market Pantry on this one. The inside is some fruityish substance, the consistency of which is undefinable. and the outside, although edible, is crumbly and just not enough to make up for it's amoeba like filling. sorry, target. i still love you. and your commercials.

oh. hey reality.

welcome back.

which ward are we in?

i just want to do the right thing here.

good news

i love my new house. nothing beats life in the basket. i got a raise today. which means i can pay tuition after all. 'early' day actually meant early day today. i've been using the phrase 'rockin' robin' in all kinds of sweet contexts. my sister-in-law is pregnant. my pockets are full of candy corn taffy. i just finished eating a BBQ'd burger and already have two more BBQs on the horizon. no work on monday. new ward on sunday. equals all my church clothes are brand new again because no one knows the difference. our kitchen window is huge and cheerful. it's 75 degrees outside. i currently have 3 nephews being potty trained. hunter anderson is my cousin. i'm headed to Target in T minus twenty.