ok. so, if you haven't been to myheritage.com, go there now. now. it takes about 10 seconds to register. if you hate registering just use mine (name: kakiekakie password: 10things) that's how much i want people to experience this. and then you can upload pictures and they scan the faces in the photo (it does more than one at a time) and then reveals a list of celebrities you look like. scan you, scan your ex, scan your crush, scan your mom, scan anyone! i guess it's part of connecting the entire human family or something. i don't know. all i know is that myheritage.com has paid me the highest compliment i've received in years and i refuse to take it lightly. i refuse to question the validity or source of their database or accuracy of their results. i refuse to let this be cheapened. ok...so on with the show. i scanned a picture of my face...and here were the results:
grace kelly (75%)
keira knightley (75%)
calista flockhart (74%)
vivien leigh (74%)
scarlett johansson (73%)
deborah kerr (73%)
greta garbo (73%)
lindsay lohan (72%)
jeanne moreau (72%)
sarit hadad (72%)
jay chou (72%)
ninet tayeb (71%)
elisha cuthbert (71%)
lucille ball (67%)
snigger all you'd like. i'm chalking this one up to a boost from the Gods of celebrity for all my years of seemingly foolish servitude. and to karma.
Jul 28, 2006
Inexplicable Libido
is it normal for me to be undeniably drawn to people with sub-par standards and lifestyles? and usually working a less-than-blue collar job? (e.g. the guy that works at my parking garage booth...fine, the TWO guys that work at my parking garage booth, the guy on the riding lawn mower that i drove by this morning, etc) obviously, i enjoy the word libido way too much. i'll get over it.
Jul 27, 2006
Unpredictable Libido
Don't ever see the movie CAMP. Shouldn't be hard, really, to avoid. But just ignore anything that'd ever tempt you. A friend, an intriguing synopsis, a great outdoor venue, a main character named Vlad, a 6.5 star rating on IMDB, etc. It's not good. Not even close. Not even a little bit. Not even at all.
you don't know me
how do you know when you know someone? when you meet them? when you spend 58 days in a row with them? when you can predict their behavior? finish their sentences? list 35 or more facts about them? when you marry that person? when your last child (born and raised with that person) leaves for college? then do you know them? or what? i mean, i can talk myself into the idea that i don't really know anyone, regardless of the length of our relationship. or that i know people i haven't even met. right? so how do you know?
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