Aug 31, 2006

wanna chicken burger?**

this is not mine, but a close relative of mine's and i thought it rather apropo for today's presidential theme.

I had a dream where I was in a Chinese graveyard and a weird Chinese man was mumbling incantations that brought dwarf suits of armor to life ala Bedknobs and Broomsticks. These animated dwarf suits of armor grabbed me and carried me into a high tower where they shoved me into a cannon and fired me. I landed in the courtyard of Buckingham Palace and ran inside. I came to a large banquet hall/cafeteria and in adjoining kitchen I ran into George Bush who had just pulled a pan of chicken burgers out of the oven. He turned to me and said, motioning to the chicken burgers, "Wanna chicken burger?"

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