cat fight

I just dreamed I was moving in with Jennifer Aniston. So she was in my kitchen sitting on the counter while we went through all my things to see what we wanted/needed. And she didn't like any of my stuff. Except my colored glass glasses and my toaster (because she's never had a toaster). She didn't even like my lilac and peach colored flower plates which I was sure she'd like. But she doesn't "have much experience with plates" cuz she "mostly just drinks shakes". Really, she told me that. She's in for a real shock. Cuz i LOVE plates. And what's with her wanting '100% wood furniture only, kate'? No one wants to sit on a wooden bench inside our house, jen. Ugh.

The waiter smiled at me tonight

Every night when I leave work and walk down Market Street to my car, all bundled and end-of-work dazed, I pass the giant windows of three restaurants and every time I feel like I'm in a movie. Sometimes the people inside are the main characters and sometimes I am. There are always more men than women. About 5:1 I'd say. Sometimes the dialogue (that I make up in my head as I pass) is loud and chaotic and sometimes it's calm, sometimes it's serious, sometimes cheerful, sometimes melancholy, sometimes business casual, etc. I like it when they wonder where I'm going or look up at me. I also like it when they don't. The 2nd Market street window is my favorite one because it shows me the biggest table so sometimes there's a family eating there. And chances are it's a special occasion. And who doesn't like those? And I can see the bar where the solo regulars sit. (It's not for pansies ya know, dining alone.) I really like those 45 seconds of my day. It's just what I need. Cuz it's fun to be a star and it's fun to be an extra and it's good to remember that.

I don't have to change my self to fit the product

We're not that good at making it into/staying awake during Sundance movies. But we're really good at making fun of Apple and recording it on a nano with really cool effects. So I guess we've got that.

VS.

Please at least watch the first minute and a half. It's embarrassing. Well, both are.

spendy, siamese, scrumptious

(cool forehead wrinkles?)

we have tv now

Last night during the Grammys (what a joke, I know), I realized why I love seeing JayZ so much. Like actually looking at him and hearing him talk, etc. I really like it. Anyway, it's because he possesses one of my all-time favorite traits — you can tell exactly what he looked like as a 4-year-old when you look at him. Right? I love it when that happens. (Also, I love how he takes care of mini-Beyonce)

And so that I don't waste 2 posts on the Grammys- I loved Taylor's dress. I don't care how predictable that is. It's pretty.