buckle your seatbelts

last night, 5 females (including me) and 1 male were sitting in a pool in provo, utah. we were just talking and laughing, sharing stories, treading a bit. when...a young red-shirted man from an upstairs balcony shouted to us..."are you females?" if this, this un-clever, un-interesting, un-flattering line (which was no doubt the product of at least 90 seconds of thought) is the new 'line', then we, (the single twenty-something year old female population of america, more specifically utah county) are in for a real treat.