Non-chevron gas stations (specifically maverick)
R rated movies (unless edited)
People who fake tan excessively
Dodge Neons (i've been instructed to run them off the road, on sight)
Dave Matthews Band
Poor grammar
Aggressive girls (like...the type that call boys)
Utah boys (as a possible mate. with a special hate reserved for utah county residents)
Body piercings
Democrats
Poor branding (ugly billboards, sick logos, non clever commercials, etc)
Tatoos
Non-Macintosh Mp3 players
Comic Sans font
yes. i realize how this sounds. i am not admitting the correctness of these ways. nor my abidance by these precepts. i'm just saying. it's in my blood.
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