good idea #22(also jessica's): dying shirts

do: make dramatic hand motions/sing dramatic ballads while stirring dye (don't: let someone capture this moment with a camera)

do: stir many colors at once (don't: let them splash into each other's sinks)
do: wear white latex gloves to protect your skin (don't: dye shirts in a white tub)

do: choose dye colors you'd actually want to wear (don't: hang shirts to dry on your wooden furniture)