i've never done this before

no, not get out of bed because i'm still not asleep and get a bowl of cereal* and then take pictures of my new flowers and post about it. we all know i'm no stranger to such activities. but, buy carnations. i've never bought carnations before. in fact, i hate them. but i don't hate them when they're these shades of purple and 99 cents a bouquet at smith's? (there is absolutely no shame in buying holiday leftovers for yourself)

*{i always wish i were the type of person that could eat in bed or eat something late at night and not brush my teeth after. not for the sake of my life span or general health, obviously. but for the sake of recklessness. i'm just not.}