Apr 18, 2009

for the record

I've lost my mind. Seriously. So, to save you all from the pitfalls of associating with a mindless person, here is a list of things you shouldn't ask me to do:

sew pink tapestries to hang art in front of
hold keys/keep things safe
pull on a belt loop
email you back
actually be on the other end of a call 'I make' to you
drink your milk before it goes really sour
wake up on time
get you to the airport in an efficient manner
clean your room
follow a normal sentence and/or conversation structure
remain neutral

(But turns out that losing my mind is the best thing that's ever happened cuz I had a fly Friday and am planning to follow it up with a ballin' Saturday so no real loss?)

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