why can't aunts juggle? not ants that crawl, aunts that walk. not ants that we kill, aunts like you. **

some things i learned after a day as a mother of two:

i am no match for:
-pink highlighter on chubby skin
-gattaca (fantastic movie, but still can't stay awake)
-walks (when it's 90+ outside)
-baking with 'help' from a 4 year old and 1 year old
-being locked out of the house with 2 kids in 95 degree weather


are no match for me:
-pink highlighter on white pillow shams
-requests for a cookie pizza
-requests for a 'big white egg' for lunch (my first time boiling an egg, somehow)
-Ream's grocery store
-naptime
-house door locks (seriously, 5 minutes, and i'm in)
-minivans